She says…

Alright, fellow parents, let’s talk about a universal truth: kids love books, especially the ones about bodily functions. Enter the masterpiece of hilarity – “Almost Everybody Farts.” It’s our go-to board book for storytime, and trust me, it’s a doozie!

The book kicks off by listing the first few individuals guilty of letting one rip, but hold your laughter – mommies are apparently immune to this natural phenomenon (or so the book claims). Mummies, ninjas, grandmas, and even unicorns make the cut as farting enthusiasts. Who knew unicorns had such digestive gusto?

Now, don’t get me wrong; “Everybody Farts” is a literary gem, but when you’re on round 999, you’ve got to bring out the big guns. So, in a stroke of parental genius, we decided to give it a Metallica makeover.

Picture this: Unicorns fart-AH!

(If you’re unsure of how the “ah” part goes, just give this a listen.)

So, the next time your kiddos demand same ol’ storytime reads, crank up the volume, embrace your inner rockstar, and let Metallica breathe some fresh life into the tale. It’s a gas – promise.